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Never Released Greatest Hits

by Family Junction

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Dark 00:23
Bravo 02:34
Bravo Bear with me as I give you an education, This teacher's okay because of his imagination, Unless the decorum starts to decay, Bravo Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson, This teacher once taught me something interesting, Said you should request forgiveness after testing, The parameters that the rules attest, Bravo Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson,
King Lear 03:00
Dan Song 02:25
P. Janquin 03:59
Dancer 04:34
Dancer I've got a dog, But he sleeps all day, I go to work, It's not enough pay, I've got a car, But I've lost the keys, And I want lunch, But not moldy cheese, She's a dancer and I like to sing, She never answers the phone when it rings, So where do we go from here, I've got some shoes, But they've got no soul, I go to school, But they've got no soul, I've read the news, But it leaves a hole, I burn the paper, Out of control, She's a dancer and I like to sing, She never answers the phone when it rings, So where do we go from here,
Gabon 04:18
Mandela 02:50
Camp Out 03:20
Camp Out It's damp out for a camp out, Never doubt I'm coming back again, A first kiss, you saw this, Never doubt I'm coming back again, It’s perfect when time and knowledge intersect, When you can sit and reflect, When two people connect, And never question a suggestion, It’s perfect, Perfect,
Prince James 02:21
Cocaine 01:47
Alaska Shake 03:55
Archive audio: "I'm sorry, due to an earthquake in Alaska your call has been delayed. Please try again later please. This is a recording. What has been recorded in the state of Alaska is one of the most severe natural disasters in the history of North America. A rolling destructive earthquake has reached the upper limits of man's recording instruments. A wall of water, a sea wave that crested in 50 feet in some locations traveled at high speeds across the Pacific. The quake shook the Earth, shaking it like a toy, in an 800 mile arc from from Sitka westward to Kodiak Islands. Homes are without heat, temperatures in the 20s. The toll in lives and property is still being counted, but the death toll officials fear may reach 600. The President, Lyndon B. Johnson, has declared Alaska a major disaster area."
King of Mars 04:35
Live it up king of mars, Wishing to knock me down, Walk throughout the bazaars, Smile when you see a frown, Courage of the the river, Cut through America, Ready to deliver, A hug from Erica,
Radio Reich 03:00
Mummies 03:47
We are mummies mother fuckers, buried in the sand, We are mummies, we are mummies, we are mummies, buried in the sand,
Commander Salamander Earthworms squirm through the dirt, Their ears hear the urgent alert, They call all the others to come, Commander Salamander leads the marching ants, To battle the cattle and those who wear their pants, The ticks stick to the plan, And boldly hold as tight as they can, It may be the last for some, Commander Salamander leads the marching ants, To battle the cattle and those who wear their pants,


The game is a foot, the door is a jar, the hypotenuse is hungry, and this album is riddled with Family Junction's "Never Released Greatest Hits."

In 2008, Family Junction, decided it was to time hang up their maroon usher coats, leaving behind five EPs worth of recorded songs unfinished. Collecting digital dust and aging like a fine hot sauce, these never released hits have finally attained listening maturity.

"Never Released Greatest Hits" is the culmination of Family Junction’s six years of writing, recording, touring, and exploring. These songs transcend genre. Please file in "Rock."

Best enjoyed with buffalo wings (or your favorite meatless substitute).

The Family


released January 16, 2016

Family Junction is: Alan Cohen, Seth Kroll, Dan Levine, Ryan Pressman, Matt Ross

Allan Ross: Saxophone
Beth Holub: Violin, Viola
Holland Sweeney: Violin

Recorded and Produced by Family Junction

Mastered by Luke Sullivan


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